I know you generally enjoy breaking me down with your sledgehammer of frustrations. (Is it your feelings of inferiority to Weekend or just my yelping you enjoy most?) But I was wondering…just this once…if you'd mind laying off the nasty? I mean, Weekend was stunning with all his casual, slow paced suave and his heady scent of Perfect Weather. I understand the competition. But please try to keep the outlandish tricks and trip-ups to yourself! Please? I'd really like to look forward to your arrival each week!
I thank you kindly,